@bikepedantic I can't think of a more powerful disincentive to go into the office than the presence of a massage parlor
Would I like a massage? Sure!
Would I like it at work, alongside my colleagues? OMG no. Never.
I think I have permanently traumatized myself with the image that just popped in my head.
@bikepedantic I just threw up in my mouth
the thought of napping with my colleagues is similary appalling. And golf is dumb.