"get your kid a puppy!" they said
"it'll be fun!" they said
"of course he won't poop in the heating vent!" they said
@DrTCombs I'm thinking that the dog did.
@Doughty did he ever.
@DrTCombs I hope not too much of a mess.
@DrTCombs ...so what you're saying is, the shit has hit the fan...?
@DrTCombs so the smiling poop emoji isn’t capturing the moment? 💩💩💩
@DrTCombs Ah, this sparked happy puppy memories 🤣 Our pup got into his food bag as a pup (a lab, say no more) . We grabbed him quick but he still managed to hoover up a load of kibble. Early the next morning I heard him whining in his crate. I went down to let him out, but too late - he'd pooped in his crate, trampled in it and then, as I tried to extract him from the crate, jumped all over me with his poop-covered paws. Not a pleasant start to the day! #DogsOfMastodon #PoopyPuppy
@sflkirk OH MY.
We've experienced this but to a much lesser extent, given the petiteness of our little turd muffin. It's indeed not a pleasant start to the day.
@DrTCombs Turd muffin - love it 🤣
@DrTCombs I recently experienced the dreaded “robot vacuum poop explosion.” I’m still amazed I didn’t just burn my house down.
@DrTCombs oh nooooooooooo