@MichaelTBacon If you kill one, two more grow back in its place.
We have witnessed this, and were forced to question whether our extended family actually loves us.
Oh, hmmm. . . . that's a tricky one. This might work.
@DrTCombs A Hammer.
@human3500 @DrTCombs
replace it by a treble recorder. It's a fifth lower in sound and not so atrocious for the ears. 😉
@DrTCombs
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Razor-Back-10-lb-Sledge-Hammer-with-34-in-Fiberglass-Handle-3115000/206341192