Me: hey Brain, it's time to write.
Brain: nah, got all day
Me: actually, we only have until school lets out, and it's gonna take every minute of that time
Brain: naw dude, we're good, let's goof off
[rinse, repeat for several hours]
Me: effing A Brain, school's out in 20 minutes.
Brain: I'M READY TO WRITE! LET'S DO THIS!!!
Partner: I still don't understand why you get up at 3 every morning to work. Can't you just get it done during the day like a normal person?
