quick, I need a good April fools joke for a six year old to wake up to.
@bikepedantic Knock, knock! Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah April Fools' joke?
@bikepedantic bluey has changed his name to magentay
@bikepedantic when my kid was around that age he begged me for a prank so I poured a bowl of cereal and froze it overnight with the spoon stuck in it.
@andre ooo I think we’re onto something
@bikepedantic Steamed broccoli for breakfast?
@dx @bikepedantic The only vegetable our child liked at that age was steamed broccoli. Come to think of it, that's probably still true.
@bikepedantic The tooth fairy has brought you candy.
@bikepedantic my best was when I inverted the "April fools this glass of water I'm flinging at you is empty" and splashed my sister with a cup full of water. but you might need to do some setup work to make the joke land
@bikepedantic I think I might do the one where I tell my kid I baked brownies, but underneath the foil there’s just a bunch of cut outs of the letter E made from brown construction paper
@bikepedantic Oreos for breakfast but the cream replaced with toothpaste 🤣
@bikepedantic googly eyes on stuff they use
@PirateQueenKate @bikepedantic Oh this is an actual good idea. If I were a 6-year-old, I’d *love* seeing googly eyes on random things everywhere. Tbh, I’d love them at any age. It’d be like a bunch of objects suddenly came to life.
@Lizbon @PirateQueenKate we did this a couple of years ago. Sadly, all my googly eyes are packed away somewhere
@bikepedantic @PirateQueenKate This is friggin’ adorable. ❤️
@bikepedantic classic you slept through the weekend and it’s another school day ?
@bikepedantic collection notice from the tooth fairy. Get them used to kate stage capitalism early.
@bikepedantic it would take an accomplice, but take her to the zoo, only to arrive to some caution tape and a sign that says “Zoo Closed, Tigers Loose”
☑️ Froze a glass of milk overnight