<fuckwitch voice> “fucking glitter”
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It’s here, it’s there, it’s every fucking where, glitter, glitter.
goddamn summer camps.
@Kevin I blame DCR, they’re culpable somehow
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@bikepedantic @Kevin Department of Cumb-sized Reflectives?
@bikepedantic You made me want to chant Roy Kent! Roy Kent!
@bikepedantic wait til you get to the “slime” phase, or have you been introduced to that joy already too?
@biknmusicmama “ITS CALLED OOBLECK DADDY!!!”
@bikepedantic @biknmusicmama “Imma kill that Bartholomew kid! He was your counselor, wadn’t he?”
@bikepedantic I remember that phase. AE Stallings wrote a decent@poem about it:
@bikepedantic there must be a state board you can report this to, there must be accountability