“you shouldn’t have”

@bikepedantic you too can be part of the police state!

@bikepedantic "People who bought Elf on the Shelf also bought..."

@bikepedantic "nib - unused Nest doorbell for sale"

@bikepedantic did it also come with a thin blue line flag?

@bikepedantic That's a choice. IMO that is not the sort of thing you gift someone unless they expressly ask for it.

@bikepedantic Can you donate it to some security researchers?

@bikepedantic ugh, that's the worst. Depending on who gave that to you, they may inevitably find out you're not using their gift. That'll be a fun conversation.