@grammasaurus we really need to standardize the millishit metric first, everyone's just going rogue on how they compute their own homegrown millishits. It's anarchy!
@bikepedantic @grammasaurus is millishit imperiaal or metric?
@bikepedantic My goal for today is now to make the world just a few millishits better.
@bikepedantic I like the version where they do that and then awkwardly avoid eye contact for the time it takes a preschooler to leisurely pass them.
@bikepedantic times like this are why you keep a day old half drunk dunks iced coffee on hand. They’re like car horns for pedestrians.
@gunadi I have done this
@bikepedantic Ugh, car horns... what a terrible method of communication. The worrrrrst!
@bikepedantic Car horns should be as loud inside cars as they are outside.
People could still use them, but it would provide gentle encouragement to only use them in emergencies.
Every time we drive, we make the world one millishit worse, and we should do it less.