@bikepedantic
I've had people fake obnoxious coughing fits then check to see if I was looking (I am. I'm looking right at you, you disgusting troll. I'm not going to give you plausible deniability.)
Cashiers pretend they can't hear me because my voice is "muffled"
A couple friends of mine were reported to store management for shoplifting (they were not shoplifting)
@bikepedantic Yup: when the cops showed up to "sort things out" the accuser was long gone