Currently seeking a third rude rando reply-guy to block today - do you have what it takes?
@geoff_green aw crap my wife’s on mastodon
@bikepedantic
Well, aaaaaaaactually I read that Lord Tersla's new monkey torture brain chips (tm) will let me remote unlock my 4,000 lb rolling iPad, so I think we should all stop with this "bicycle" nonsense and provide free curbside parking across the entire city so we can replace the parking meters with charging stations
@bikepedantic buy a car, hippie.