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My retirement plan:
1. Install myself as head of a supermarket chain somehow,
2. Mandate that carts be positioned all around the inside of the store,
3. Same-store sales immediately rise 2% as people are no longer constrained from impulse buying by arm capacity,
4. Cash in them options and travel to space or buy twitter or whatever.
@bikepedantic How about hand baskets which, in a pinch, can expand to 3-4x the volume and roll on the ground to function as kinda crummy carts?
@bikepedantic don’t forget to send a bunch of your shopping carts to space, preferably into an eccentric orbit around the sun.