In other news, I’ve decided (in consultation with my therapist) to be a bit gross and self-indulgent this summer (but not risky, unhealthy, or kid-neglecty ways).
Gonna need a burner account for #SadSackSummer, because two pounds of brussel sprouts in a sitting is just the warmup
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I think I like ‘glumspringa’ and feel like fun wordplay gives me license to do more depravities
@bikepedantic Why am I picturing Letterkenny and the Mennonites? 😏
@bikepedantic if 2 pounds of roasted sprouts is wrong, who wants to be right?