I know it’s extremely bad taste to initiate convo on a dating app with a thoroughly-cited “actually” comment, but c’mon. This ain’t playing fair.
@bikepedantic let’s pretend they mean free, secure, covered bike parking. 😇
@autumn this is the delusion i'll carry with me as i never interact further with this otherwise very nice woman
@bikepedantic I love not having to pay to park my bike on the street!
@bikepedantic free parking definitely conflicts with everything else on the list
@susannah i want to tell her exactly that! she needs to knoooow
@bikepedantic @susannah and when you say "free" did you mean you want to circle five blocks looking for an available space and generating congestion, or did you want to price it to ensure 15% availability?
Alt: a prompt question and answer on a dating profile, “The world would be a better place with more...
Smiles - Equity - Flowers -
Empathy - Oh, and free parking obviously.”