Parade of ensuittened VIPs walking the office, loudly clucking about how no one's in the office, disturbing the work of those of us in the office.
@bikepedantic WTAF? That's even worse than the one meeting where my boss was going off the deep end on something and someone in another division looked at me with a quizzical look on his face (and to see how I was reacting) and I happened to look his direction...and then that afternoon got reamed out for half an hour for "sharing a look" with the other person, clearly not supporting my boss.
@LhasaCM filing for reasonable accommodation of my RBF right now
@bikepedantic they are concerned you aren’t supporting our fast casual restaurants and their real estate “partners” hard enough
@Will I’m the one killing Red Lobster
Apparently one of the VIPs knows me, waved hi, i didn't wave back because i was having a rare burst of goblin-mode productivity, and now it's An Issue. I love the cube farm.