In other news, I’ve decided (in consultation with my therapist) to be a bit gross and self-indulgent this summer (but not risky, unhealthy, or kid-neglecty ways).
Gonna need a burner account for #SadSackSummer, because two pounds of brussel sprouts in a sitting is just the warmup
@femmeUTCD glumspringa is sadly going to include a ridiculous crash diet so baked goods are off the table for a while
@bikepedantic Boooo Booooo! (I do support you in your journey)