My bike is on the left, a guy in my office has the bike on the right. If anyone ever needs a story prompt for a Camberville-themed remake of “My Cousin Vinny,” come find me.
@Kevin Drew and Sarah, nice folks, I’ll feel a little bad while suing them for copyright infringement
@bikepedantic had to be done, can’t devalue a known brand in such a cavalier way
@bikepedantic the shark face nose-art on your colleague's bike evokes WWII warplanes, which in turn suggests that the two little bike stickers towards towards the back are confirmed kills from dogfighting
@bikepedantic "the 2015 Urban Arrow never came with stock googly eyes, these must be aftermarket"
@bikepedantic imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
@bikepedantic I have absolutely seen the one on the right in the wild