Local news highlighting offices adding massage parlors, nap rooms, and golf simulators to lure workers back to the office.
Want me back in the office? Count my commute time as work time. That’s it. That’s all.
@bikepedantic I can't think of a more powerful disincentive to go into the office than the presence of a massage parlor
Would I like a massage? Sure!
Would I like it at work, alongside my colleagues? OMG no. Never.
I think I have permanently traumatized myself with the image that just popped in my head.
@DrTCombs @bikepedantic These HR people are disconnected from reality.
@bikepedantic I just threw up in my mouth
the thought of napping with my colleagues is similary appalling. And golf is dumb.